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poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers
omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.
poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022
Words you can keep
A female fart that makes a high pitched sqeaking noise.
My sister and I were on a walk the other day when she let out a rancid poomf.
Poomf by Poomf July 6, 2011
Related Words
Poomf poomfa Poomfaleshk Poomfay Poomff poomfie poof PooFace poofer poofing
A 'Oomf' or 'Mutual' who likes scat
Hey, wanna meet my Poomf?
Poomf by Hosps December 29, 2025
A tabby cat
Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.
Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016

Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.
Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*
Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

house poof

A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.
Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.
house poof by jakson007 April 12, 2020
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