poomfie

poomfie is the term used for when one of the besties' mbti endings are a "p" for percieving. Poomfies are great! Theyre similar to beeswax in a jar of honey, amazing.

Poomfie fell into the train pit 😞😞.
Poomfie is cool. All my homies love poomfie.

by kazuichisleftallolie April 8, 2021

Poofie

Something that sucks

Yo dude why do you have on a jean thong? You look poofie.

by Chloe7159 August 3, 2019

Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

by Ujal April 4, 2005

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

Poomie

Anything to do with the anus, anal, or smelly bottoms in general

I would really like to fuck your poomie

Cum in my poomie
I can see your poomie

by Poomie__11 May 31, 2009

Poofie

A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.

(Him)"I just farted"

(Her)"you better roll the window down"
(Him)"nah, it's just a poofie"

by Smartfucks November 27, 2016