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Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”
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Golden Schlond Poofa 

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.
“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

poopfail 

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop
"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"
poopfail by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

Poompa Doompa 

The sexiest being alive. it is unparalleled in any stat and comparable to god.
Poompa Doompa by Notswagpie June 7, 2018
poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers
omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.
poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022

Poonfari 

A physical journey/safari in which one seeks out potential female sexual partners. During a poonfari, the participant must wear the official poonfari uniform which consists of cargo shorts hiked up unnecessarily high with a belt tightly cinched around the waistline, a straw hat, knee-high socks, and transition lens glasses. It is also encouraged that the participant drives an electric scooter.
Alex: hey bro im horny lets go on a poonfari

Aaron: yeah man I'm totally down for a poonfari! Lemme grab my straw hat