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A cheeto, typically large and puffy in size.
"Would anyone like a Cheeto poomff, or can I just eat the whole bag?"
Poomff by poomffpoomff August 21, 2016
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poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers
omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.
poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022
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The urgent requirement to defecate after consuming coffee.
Kylie - That was a good coffee
Andy - Fuck i need to do a pooffee
Pooffee by Piwakawaka January 12, 2010

pooffoo valve 

pooffoo valve ,..is ....your anus orbum bumholeor bowel muscles
When I(author) was a child,..I, as my children were /are ...quite able in lifting heavy awkward objects with ease...but my parents,and associates would say...."be very carefull ,or you'll bust your pooffoo valve",..as which was experienced later in my adult working life, caused by singularly sometimes lifting /moving 100kg objects ( automotive engine blocks,2x50kg bags of cement)..with much later aquired bowel prolapse ,and operation to rectify,.. surgery recovery period very painfull...so... good advice..".Don't bust your pooffoo valve"

Pooffensive 

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.
- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.
Pooffensive by imponerad February 5, 2009
The collection of fat below the belly that surrounds the genital area, making it more difficult to access.
It was hard to lick that chubby chick's clit, her poomfa was way too big.
poomfa by Cybaritic June 30, 2011
Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.
I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!
POOMAF by RobNew99 November 5, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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