When I(author) was a child,..I, as my children were /are ...quite able in lifting heavy awkward objects with ease...but my parents,and associates would say...."be very carefull ,or you'll bust your pooffoo valve",..as which was experienced later in my adult working life, caused by singularly sometimes lifting /moving 100kg objects ( automotive engine blocks,2x50kg bags of cement)..with much later aquired bowel prolapse ,and operation to rectify,.. surgery recovery period very painfull...so... good advice..".Don't bust your pooffoo valve"

pooffoo valve by lean mean green machine September 5, 2009

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Pooffensive

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.

- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.

Pooffensive by imponerad February 5, 2009

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poomfa

The collection of fat below the belly that surrounds the genital area, making it more difficult to access.

It was hard to lick that chubby chick's clit, her poomfa was way too big.

poomfa by Cybaritic June 30, 2011

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POOMAF

Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.

I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!

POOMAF by RobNew99 November 5, 2018

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