poomf 

poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers

omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.

poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022

Poomf 

A female fart that makes a high pitched sqeaking noise.

My sister and I were on a walk the other day when she let out a rancid poomf.

Poomf by Poomf July 6, 2011

Poomf

A 'Oomf' or 'Mutual' who likes scat

Hey, wanna meet my Poomf?

Poomf by Hosps December 29, 2025

Poofen 

A tabby cat

Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.

Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016

Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Schlond poofa by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

Poofesure 

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

house poof

A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.

Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.

house poof by jakson007 April 12, 2020

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006