Pffff

A expression used for something sounding so fake it's hard to admit you need to, "Pfffff."

Dave: "I Fucked 2 Girls Last Night!"

Cormick: "Pffff, Whatta You Talkin' About? You Mean 2 MEN!"

Pffff by diktahp January 2, 2019

pffff

Phrase used to describe the sentiment of impatience, rolling the yes and blowing air out of the mouth.

Time for another boring meeting...pffff

pffff by Inhumanbean April 8, 2011

pffff

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i hate you pfffffffff it is sucky and annoying

pffff by 123awsumpowsum April 4, 2024

Pfeffel 

Pseudo Old English word.
The sound made when polishing a turd.
Slang for unrendered lard.
Deliberate and wilful clown impersonations.
Pfeffeling:
The process of anal ring bleaching by hydroquinones. Banned in the EU.
Pfeffled:
To be sandbagged by Old Etonians
To smile like a Pfeffel :
To continually have a grotesque smirk.

After spaffing on a wall he turned his attentions to polishing turds which pfeffeled softly in the evening sun.
The man stuffing his face looked for all the world like pfeffel.
The chaps from Winchester were well and truely pfeffeled by the Old Etonion Bullindon spaffers..

Pfeffel by The phylogenist March 28, 2019

Ms pfeffer 

Ldms English teacher. She is very quiet but we all know she a freak👅. MS. Pfeffer lives in her car and makes love with all her rats. She also turns into a rat everyday at midnight. MS. Pfeffer is also in love with many of her students like aaron, brayden, and she especially loves landen. MS. Pfeffer has a black cock and beats her meat to rats eating cheese while students work. MS. Pfeiffer is also a white supremacist which is why she stares at a certain student all the time. Make sure to call her MS PEFFER when you see her.

Ms Pfeffer: a teacher who's a rat

Ms pfeffer by Lhgxfxc April 21, 2019

Pfaffism 

1 the religious practice or ethical logic based on the teachings or musical proverbs of a certain musical professor at SUNY Plattsburgh and designating him as a minor deity in the order of musical gods and goddesses.

2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”

“As a recent convert to Pfaffism, Sarah was ready to share the good news of Cadential Six-Fours with anyone willing to listen."

Pfaffism by rkfan87 July 1, 2008

pfffft 

PewDiePie's Bee in his Hardcore Minecraft series

pfffft don't fly into lava
pfffft no........ this is the shitiest character

pfffft by CREEDblock December 14, 2020