PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.
(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."
by The Vanilla Godzilla January 25, 2017
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The sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.
Man, 50 bucks is alot dude. Totally alot.

by Jason January 24, 2003
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When somone says something really, really stupid and useless, A sound made to wind people up.
The Winner of all arguments.
by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006
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The sound you make when someone says something that you don't like, want to forget, or disagree with.

Timmy: "Hey man I think I like that new girl Sue."
Tommy; "Pffft!"
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Exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation)

1. Expressing astonishment or admiration
2. Expressing agreement
3. Expressing skepticism
4. Expressing affirmation
5. Expressing uncertainty
6. Expressing joy
7. Requesting or attempting to garner a response.
*endless possibilities*

1 - '"Mozzarella sticks on Howard?!" "Pffft!" he cried enthusiastically.
2 - Person 1: 'Is that shrimp po boy any good?' Person 2: 'Pffft!'
3 - Person 1: 'I met the best, most respectable girl ever! She's totally a keeper.' Person 2: 'Pffft.'
4 - Q: 'are we you going out tonight?' A: 'Pffft!'
5 - Q: 'are they open past 3:00am?' A: 'Pffft.'
6 - 'Pfffffffffft!'
7 - 'what's the plan for tonight? Pffft!?'
by Johnny A-list 3.29.14 March 29, 2014
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