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pfffft
pfffft by CREEDblock December 14, 2020
Pfffftttt
A bee that was brutally kidnaped by a crazy Swedish man and forced to live in a dirt hut. He eventually stuck his head in water and drowned. The End
Pfffftttt by Obi-Juan-Kenobi January 4, 2021
pfffft
An expression of mild contempt or dismissal. Usually made in response upon seeing/hearing nonsense or bullshit. This expression can also used to mask feelings of rejection/hurt to a snub or any other perceived/real social slight.
Dave: I sent a friend invite to Nelson over Facebook and got rejected.
Mike: pfffft. Why do you want to be friends with Nelson for anyway? The guy was basically a total dick to you back in high school.
Dave: Yeah I know, but people change right?
Mike: Dude, get some self-esteem.
Mike: pfffft. Why do you want to be friends with Nelson for anyway? The guy was basically a total dick to you back in high school.
Dave: Yeah I know, but people change right?
Mike: Dude, get some self-esteem.
pfffft by mikeygoodfella June 10, 2009
Pfffft
Pfffft was PewDiePie's Minecraft bee in his Minecraft Hardcore series. Pfffft had a bad habit of escaping his house through holes between the blocks. Pfffft died from drowning in water.
RIP Pfffft
(17-12-2020 - 28-12-2020)
RIP Pfffft
(17-12-2020 - 28-12-2020)
Pfffft: *Drowns in water and dies*
Pewds: What!? He drowned! Nooo! It was a kid swimming pool you idiot!
Pewds: What!? He drowned! Nooo! It was a kid swimming pool you idiot!
Pfffft by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic January 3, 2021
Pfffft
A word often used to show disbelief, often used as an example of 'Onomatopoeia'. Also implies 'nobody cares'.
Person: I have a pet tiger. I'm rich. I'm GAWDD DANGG AWESOME. :P oxoxoxoxx
Me: Pfffft. -.-
Person: Pah.
Me: Pfffft. -.-
Person: Pah.
Pfffft by Urban Me :) x March 15, 2011
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