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A nickname for Lewis, aka someone who tells a lot of bullshit
person 1: "My dad got fired from NASA yesterday"

person 2: " That's a Pewis"
Pewis by Danny Moist January 12, 2012
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A pedo crossed with a rapist.
Daniel: I like kids
Connor: Dan stop being a pedo, your worse than Jimmy Savel
Dylan: Dan your an absolute rapist, I wonder how may kids you have chanined up in your basement
Daniel : I can't help being pedist
A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.
My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.
Petist by Shane0 May 29, 2008

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,
Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!
Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Petistraction 

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.
I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!
Petistraction by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.
That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'
Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020