Pewis

A nickname for Lewis, aka someone who tells a lot of bullshit

person 1: "My dad got fired from NASA yesterday"

person 2: " That's a Pewis"

Pewis by Danny Moist January 12, 2012

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pewis

Slang for a penis. Male erectile organ, a bit smaller than "normal" size.

He slipped his pewis into her slit without allowing her to see its size.

pewis by Linus Larrabee January 21, 2022

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a penis perceived as slightly shorter and thicker than "normal"

She winced as he inserted his pewis into her punis.

pewis by Sengert Seovat January 21, 2022

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Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

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Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

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A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

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Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

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