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penistry 

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS
He had a book of his penistry
penistry by Zach October 12, 2003
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Penistry 

verb

VARIATIONS
noun:penister

The act of being a hornbag, sleaze, ect.
"Stop committing penistry, Mark."
Penistry by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,
Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!
Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

penistron 

A robotic penis used for she-males to get something up their partner's asshole
"Hey billy could you adjust your penistron? It's hurting my asshole!"
penistron by dannnny July 5, 2008

penistrate 

Verb.

To penetrate someone with a penis, typically your own.
I'm going to call up that hooker, on craigslist, and penistrate her for $150 an hour.
penistrate by Margeret Shadowski August 30, 2008

Penistricken 

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
Penistricken by The Penistriker February 2, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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