pewer

a toy or imaginary gun or laser that a child plays with

Little Riley is pretending to shoot with a laser pewer. Pew! Pew!

by cactusbird August 17, 2020

pewer

Pewer is a word I made up meaning your farts do not USUALLY stink. I am pewer.

1. I am pewer
2. You, of course, are not pewer.

by Pewer Dude January 7, 2008

Peler

Peler is an Indonesian slang word for "penis".

A: Aku merasa inferior karena pelerku kecil. (I feel inferior because my penis is small.)
B: Tenang. Peler gede itu hanya ada di bokep. (Don't worry. Big pp exists in porn only.)

by HentongMaster December 10, 2020

pederas

Common word in bulgarian that describes your friends

Zdraveite pederasi

by nasko222 February 13, 2020

Peer Pressure

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

Pepere

Sometimes spelled Pere Pere, pronounced "peh-pay". French Canadian for Grandpa.

Peperes and Memeres are the Grandpas and Grandmas of French kids.

by ScottX November 26, 2006

Peer Review

an outlet for patronizing psuedointellectuals to anonymously spew academically illiterate garbage onto someone else's creative genius.

Man, I had to have my essay peer reviewed today and that fucker wrote on my paper that I have a strong thesis but it changes in the "middel."

by ToggleSwitched February 20, 2011