a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.
"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"
Petrologic. Its Petros' actual world, a lot different than the ordinary one; It is multidimensional, electronic music plays in the background; a non-judgmental place with lots of nice people! Drugs don't exist there as Petrologic is a drug itself! Not everyone can understand or experience it as its structured in such sophisticated Petrologic way that makes it nearly impossible for non cool people to decode it.. In order to gain access to Petrologic you have to pass a certain assessment by Petros himself and be on the same frequency.
Oh my god! Last night me, Tina and Petros were totally Petrologic!
Those guys have gone bonkers.. I think they will get Petrologic soon..
Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.