petrolio

"petróleo" para la gente de La Real Academia Negrolia (RAN). Principalmente usada por analfabetas.

En Venezuela hay petrolio.

petrolio by La Reina June 25, 2015

Petrolia, CA 

a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.

"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"

Petrolia, CA by ptown lover December 7, 2012

Petrologic 

Petrologic. Its Petros' actual world, a lot different than the ordinary one; It is multidimensional, electronic music plays in the background; a non-judgmental place with lots of nice people! Drugs don't exist there as Petrologic is a drug itself! Not everyone can understand or experience it as its structured in such sophisticated Petrologic way that makes it nearly impossible for non cool people to decode it.. In order to gain access to Petrologic you have to pass a certain assessment by Petros himself and be on the same frequency.

Oh my god! Last night me, Tina and Petros were totally Petrologic!
Those guys have gone bonkers.. I think they will get Petrologic soon..

Petrologic by Fluffer 'the original' April 22, 2013

Petrocious 

1.) Something so foul and horrific that no man in sight would dare approach it.

2.) The fullest degree of ugly.

Example 1.) Did you see the face on that chick? She looks absolutely petrocious! Gross!

Example 2.) (Guy 1): Hey, you've got to quit scratching your balls in public man. Thats pretty petrocious. (Guy 2): Sorry, but they are itchy.

Petrocious by mdk_dl March 25, 2010

Petrolicious 

A particularly intoxicating and engaging Petroleum powered vehicle such as a fun Motorcycle or Sports Car.

"This Triumph Speed Triple is Petrolicious"

Petrolicious by PDXDAVE October 2, 2014

Petroligarchs

Fossil-fuel fascist assholes who stymie climate legislation and take nightly baths in cash

Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.

Petroligarchs by Uncle Joosie October 1, 2021

Petrolino 

A Petrolino is an Italian know-it all who is very good looking. Can be male or female but they are very scarce. Endangered Species.

That girl is gorgeous and seems to know all the latest gossip, she must be a Petrolino.

Petrolino by B6779 December 9, 2010