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patrolin' for colon 

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.
Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?
patrolin' for colon by gon-zales December 1, 2017
A great Italian Family. This family is consisted of many Italians that came off the boat from Italy and now live all around the United States of America. Some Petrosinos still reside in Italy though most live in America, mainly on the north east coast. Petrosino girls have been know to be very beautiful, sexual, brunette, short, and tan women. If you find a Petrosino don't let them go, for fear of the Petrosino Italian men in the family who are said to be very protective. You have been warned.
Petrosino
Petrosino by HeritageFacts May 7, 2011

Petrolia, CA 

a town in humbolt county, northern CA. a beautiful tiny town with rolling hills and beautiful beach areas. has one tiny store and one tiny school, k-12 all on one campus. many know petrolia for its "special" crop that grows there on many properties that people shant tell you about. but to people that have been there or lived there, its known for the tight community and wonderful scenery. once you go there, you will never forget it.
"I got some amazing herbage from Petrolia, CA the other day"
"i saw some zebra's at some ranch in Petrolia, CA last week"
"never have to worry about getting my car stolen here, i just leave my keys on the seat, never know when someone might need to move my car, man i love Petrolia, CA"
Petrolia, CA by ptown lover December 7, 2012

Petrocious 

1.) Something so foul and horrific that no man in sight would dare approach it.

2.) The fullest degree of ugly.
Example 1.) Did you see the face on that chick? She looks absolutely petrocious! Gross!

Example 2.) (Guy 1): Hey, you've got to quit scratching your balls in public man. Thats pretty petrocious. (Guy 2): Sorry, but they are itchy.
Petrocious by mdk_dl March 25, 2010

Petrolicious 

A particularly intoxicating and engaging Petroleum powered vehicle such as a fun Motorcycle or Sports Car.
"This Triumph Speed Triple is Petrolicious"
Petrolicious by PDXDAVE October 2, 2014

Petroligarchs

Fossil-fuel fascist assholes who stymie climate legislation and take nightly baths in cash
Science researcher Tyler woke up one morning, popped open his laptop and started reading more headlines about global climate emergency and how massive storms will become more deadly. "We keep burning fossil fuel like it's just everyday fucking life," Tyler thought. "Meanwhile these Petroligarchs keep buying politicians and lobby for more oil wells in sensitive ocean areas when we should be changing over to clean energy right fucking now." Tyler switched browser tab to Greenpeace.com and felt better.
Petroligarchs by Uncle Joosie October 1, 2021