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Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

petrie dish by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Words you can keep

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

human petri dish by kajoe October 18, 2008

Soggy Petri Dish

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

Soggy Petri Dish by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010

Walking Petri Dish

Someone who has had sex with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple STD's. Similar to a walking STD.

Me: "Pat and John are walking petri dishes."

Jane: "I know, they're total male sluts."

Walking Petri Dish by PennieGirl August 11, 2005

Walking Petri Dish

A girl who has sex with everyone

See that girl overthere she's a walking petri dish

Walking Petri Dish by chris goggil April 28, 2007

petri dish

An adjective used to describe a promiscuous person.

That bitch is a petri dish. Better come strapped, if ya know what I mean.

petri dish by GNox August 5, 2007

Petri-Dish

When a woman's been with so many partners you dont know what she's got.

No one wants your woman- she's a Petri-Dish!!

Petri-Dish by RipYaANewOne October 3, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026