petrie dish

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

petri dish

An adjective used to describe a promiscuous person.

That bitch is a petri dish. Better come strapped, if ya know what I mean.

by GNox August 5, 2007

Petri-Dish

When a woman's been with so many partners you dont know what she's got.

No one wants your woman- she's a Petri-Dish!!

by RipYaANewOne October 3, 2016

petri dish

The vagina of a girl prone to infections, itches, bacteria, etc.

Yo G, Deb is hot and all but man she's got a petri dish on her ~ she keeps getting crabs!

by Link Hoggthrob April 1, 2004

petri dish

A very useful peice of scientific equipment but also an EPIC way to bamboozle friends and even enemys.
To call someone a petri dish is like calling sombody a douche bad or an idiot.

ben:" hey joey, go home!" joey:"SHUT UP YOU PETRI DISH."

by nyancatpwns September 23, 2011

petri dish

Chris Rigge petri dish

Man my fourth yr looks like petri dish- has bacteria on face

by j n April 20, 2005

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe October 18, 2008