petifiles

Means someone who is sick in the head and likes to molest young pets.

Yo dawg did ya'll see dem peeps over therrr? Dem ones dat be in da middle be lookin like petifiles!

by DGeatatJG June 23, 2009

petifile

talbert serigny

child sex offender

by julie duet April 06, 2003

petifile

a foot-scrubbing and filing implement, especially useful for dogs

Maddie used the petifile to care for Winnie's toenails.

by IngThing February 14, 2007

petifile

lonely guy that is misunderstood by adults, one who needs companionship with others under 18 years of age who understand him.

Rob Reiner

by Superman November 29, 2003

Petifile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petifiler".
The "petifile" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!
Gerbilling is the darkside of Petophillia commonly referred to as "Petifeelinme".

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

petifile

a old guy who needs loving from young girls

that man ach is a petifile he had sex with that schoolgirl

by croe May 23, 2007

petifile

The act of kyle when being around girls

look at his eyes, he looks like a petifile

by rockeronie May 11, 2009