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Means someone who is sick in the head and likes to molest young pets.

Yo dawg did ya'll see dem peeps over therrr? Dem ones dat be in da middle be lookin like petifiles!

petifiles by DGeatatJG June 22, 2009

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petofile

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.

petofile by YCSM July 19, 2007

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PETAfiles

A blog run by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals advocating humane treatment of, respect for, and opposing cruelty towards animals.

PETA has quirky and funny animal rights news posted on their PETAfiles blog at blog.peta.org

PETAfiles by yehadut August 21, 2007

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pedifile

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

pedifile by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

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petafile

1. misspelling of the word pedophile.

2. a person who becomes sexually aroused to animal right activists.

rachel only goes to KFC protests cause she thinks the protesters are sexy. what a petafile!

petafile by satanstan August 2, 2008

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Petifilistic

-to be that of a petifile
-a pervert

"Wow, that man on the sex offenders website is so petifilistic!"

Petifilistic by Bowlingrl March 3, 2009

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petefile

A nasty muthafucker that like to sexually touch kids, when they are grown & old.

An old man feeling on a lil kid & tryna get them to go and do sexual favors for him, that is a petefile

petefile by DreDaay12 October 26, 2013

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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