Reiner is the type of guy who badmouths his wife about how Worthless She Is, while he is “sneak fucking” you from behind in his Suburbanite SUV. It is night, and he is Supposedly Out “Buying Groceries” or “Checking the Mail” at the Post Office Box of his failed business.

You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.

You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.

But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.

You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.
"Reiner is one sad, little man."
by Tina from T-Street November 10, 2013
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Most Reiners ARE CREEPY LITTLE MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET LAID.

They have LITTLE GOATEE BEARDS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.

You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.

They are best avoided.
"Wow, Reiner is one creepy fuck. He is going to have to get a maid-order bride if he ever wants to get laid."
by Judy at Albertsons November 22, 2013
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Reiner has three Meanings.

1. Reiner is another name for a Pedophile (Child Molester). You will see them in the parks sitting on a bench, wearing sunglasses.

Many times, they will have these Velcro strip looking goatees.

EX: "Hey, look at the Reiner over there on the bench fantasizing about fucking all the kids in this park. Pretty Gross."

2. Reiner is another name for a Cradle Robber.

EX: "Wow, look at the Reiner over there with his mail order bride trophy wife. She is young enough to be his daughter."

3. Reiner is another name for a Pervert/Perv.

EX: "Look at the Reiner over there jacking off in the bushes. ICKY."
"The Word Reiner has many meanings, but they are all bad."
by That's All Folks November 6, 2013
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man who works for a school who may or may not have a pole up his bum also he could be crucial to his health for him to get laid i would also not get in trouble with this man or could result in missing your entire day of classes standing out side his office for him to talk to you for all of 2 minutes but you still do not know what happend in math french english geo history or music a and beware he say no to everything and does not like to get his mustache dirty or wet and will call you his favorite student but then suspend expelled or yell at you many times.
Reiner: you are my favorite student bob
(after recess when bob punches sue in the face)
(bob then misses all of his classes and early bus)
( 3 mintues before late bus)

Reiner im going to call your mom and tell her you are suspened from school tomorrow
bob yes
Reiner yes SIR THATS SIR
bob yes sir
Reiner ok you can go to late buses
by hushhushhush May 22, 2009
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Reiner is another name for semen.

As in, " I am sorry I shot that Reiner all over your face."
"Make sure you wash your favorite sock, to get all the Reiner out of it, before it starts smelling bad."
by Simple Clara November 21, 2013
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A "Reiner" is a stingy person who also has a small cock.
Reiner, I am sorry about your small cock, but you don't have to be so stingy.
by Robbie Van Zant October 28, 2013
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Reiner is another name for "Human Garbage."

It is TOO BAD that their LYING, CHEATING, MOTHER-FUCKING GENES were not WIPED OUT with all the Other Fucking NAZI's during WWII.

They are mostly ARROGANT, SHIT FOR BRAINS, TURDS that Will TRY TO FUCK YOU OVER anytime they can.
"Reiner is Human Garbage."
by Judy from Albertsons November 22, 2013
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