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tolbert
The most amazing family name in earth. They are caring, intelligent, and social. If you find a Tolbert snatch them up and keep them forever, you won't regret it!
Bennett : Yo I saw that saw that Tolbert girl today, and she was a cutieeeee
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
Jason: Didn't you hear... we're together , so back off
tolbert by Babydinosaur13 May 15, 2018
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Talbert • Talberting • tabbert • Tabert • taberta • talburt • Tallerthanmesky • Taubert • Telbert • tolbert
Mike Tolbert
Phillip: Man, Mike Tolbert just ran 1 yard for a TD after Ryan Matthews ran for 99 yards.
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Rivers: What a Mike Tolbert!
Mike Tolbert by Tdugg November 6, 2011
Jonathan Tolbert
That English teacher which seems nice at the beginning of the year, but only gets progressively worse as the year continues
Student 1: I got Jonathan Tolbert as my English I teacher, I can’t wait to get in class
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Student 2: You don’t know what you are saying yet
Jonathan Tolbert by TheDirp February 18, 2022
Talberting
anything that deals with liking, loving, pleasuring, touching, rubbing, fondling, caressing, licking, dreaming of or pretending to hate men so much that you are gay.
Talberting by Man Called Han September 6, 2010
Taubert
That kid is so fresh his name they must call him taubert
Damn that kid is so ill probally taubert
i wish i was taubert
Damn that kid is so ill probally taubert
i wish i was taubert
Taubert by antwon jaminson May 30, 2011
John Tolbert
John Tolbert by JohnArkansasFan December 17, 2020
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Pee Calculus
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