Definitions by DGeatatJG

petifiles 

Means someone who is sick in the head and likes to molest young pets.

Yo dawg did ya'll see dem peeps over therrr? Dem ones dat be in da middle be lookin like petifiles!

petifiles by DGeatatJG June 22, 2009

dreamcaster 

When you walk in your girlfriends room while she is asleep and you blow your load on her face.

I walked into katie's room last and gave her a dreamcaster all over her face.

dreamcaster by DGeatatJG March 29, 2008

miracle ear 

When you blow your knuckle children in a bitches ear.

Yo dog you skanked dat bitch sideways and gave her a miracle ear finish Shiiiiittttt youze a gansta

miracle ear by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.

When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit

turkey spit by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008