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A variant of the first word in the phrase, protect and serve, Jaxson Hayes gets arrested and with a combo spoonerism/portmanteau tells the police they are supposed to "peterve and setect".

Yo bro'! I can't breath! You cops are supposed to peterve and setect.

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Petered

Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.

Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.

Petered by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017

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Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

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Petervert

A very smart, shy and humble dude who rarely interacts with gals but is secretly a pervert.

Combination of the words 'Peter' (a really kind dude) and 'pervert'.

"He seems really shy and mature."

"Nah, don't be fooled; he's a petervert."

Petervert by DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend August 30, 2020

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Petersexual

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See Peter Griffin's [chin] for more details.

Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

Petersexual by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 17, 2020

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petereater

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.

Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.

petereater by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009

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peervert

A fellow pervert who approaches the said pervert in a manner unrelated to their perversion, then pounces on them with their pervert ways.

Emily and Alex were just studying for chemistry when suddenly they realized they were mutual peerverts.

peervert by pervert4u February 23, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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