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A variant of the first word in the phrase, protect and serve, Jaxson Hayes gets arrested and with a combo spoonerism/portmanteau tells the police they are supposed to "peterve and setect".

Yo bro'! I can't breath! You cops are supposed to peterve and setect.

peterve by Tree House Eikaiwa September 30, 2021

Words you can keep

Petered

Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.

Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.

Petered by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017

Related Words

peterve • Petervert • Peter Verbic • Peter Vernhout • peterbeater • petered • Peterbelly • petered out • Petersexual • Pebervert

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

Petervert

A very smart, shy and humble dude who rarely interacts with gals but is secretly a pervert.

Combination of the words 'Peter' (a really kind dude) and 'pervert'.

"He seems really shy and mature."

"Nah, don't be fooled; he's a petervert."

Petervert by DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend August 30, 2020

Petersexual

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See [Peter Griffin's chin] for more details.

Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

Petersexual by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 17, 2020

petereater

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.

Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.

petereater by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009

peervert

A fellow pervert who approaches the said pervert in a manner unrelated to their perversion, then pounces on them with their pervert ways.

Emily and Alex were just studying for chemistry when suddenly they realized they were mutual peerverts.

peervert by pervert4u February 23, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026