peterve

A variant of the first word in the phrase, protect and serve, Jaxson Hayes gets arrested and with a combo spoonerism/portmanteau tells the police they are supposed to "peterve and setect".

Yo bro'! I can't breath! You cops are supposed to peterve and setect.

by Tree House Eikaiwa September 30, 2021

Petered

Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.

Pete went to town and got absolutely Petered last night.

by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

Petervert

A very smart, shy and humble dude who rarely interacts with gals but is secretly a pervert.

Combination of the words 'Peter' (a really kind dude) and 'pervert'.

"He seems really shy and mature."

"Nah, don't be fooled; he's a petervert."

by DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend August 30, 2020

Petersexual

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See Peter Griffin's chin for more details.

Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 17, 2020

petereater

A Slang term for a homosexual who likes sucking big dicks.

Look at Neil and Bob holding hands, I wonder who will be the petereater tonight.

by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009

peervert

A fellow pervert who approaches the said pervert in a manner unrelated to their perversion, then pounces on them with their pervert ways.

Emily and Alex were just studying for chemistry when suddenly they realized they were mutual peerverts.

by pervert4u February 23, 2009