Petersen 

Its the step in between pregnancy and abortion.

I really need to examine my options and I might go the Petersen route.

Petersen by Mike Andreason March 12, 2008

Petersen 

To quit your job and move out of state knowing they will offer you your job back working remotely

My brother-in-law pulled a Petersen on his work yesterday.

Petersen by The other brother May 22, 2018

Petersen's Law 

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

Petersen's Law by N0isynick January 27, 2024

Petersen's Law 

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

Petersen's Law by N0isynick January 27, 2024

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen 

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

Sticky Petersen 

When sitting on a toilet you receive oral sex, and you piss in her mouth while giving an angry pirate.

"Ahh dude, that was so hot especially when she let me give her a sticky petersen"

Sticky Petersen by Cornholio Ramirez March 1, 2010

colin petersen 

Colin petersen is quite possible the coolest thing known to man.

colin petersen owns your sack

colin petersen by cazzie shorthouse April 14, 2005