Petervert

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A very smart, shy and humble dude who rarely interacts with gals but is secretly a pervert.

Combination of the words 'Peter' (a really kind dude) and 'pervert'.

"He seems really shy and mature."

"Nah, don't be fooled; he's a petervert."

Petervert by DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend August 30, 2020

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Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Perverted chicken test by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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Petervert • Pebervert • peervert • Peter Verbic • Peter Vernhout • pervert • perverted • Pervertable • Pervertative • pervertible

Springfield Pervert

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

Springfield Pervert by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

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closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

closet pervert by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

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herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

herbert the pervert by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

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Perverts

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response

Perverts by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

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Perverts

The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense

People REALLY are perverts here

Perverts by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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