DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend's definitions

Dumbfucklings

When you cook a dumpling in the oven and it ends up like divya

Dude, you messed up all the dumplings! Now we need to have dumbfucklings for dinner

by DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend October 4, 2022

Petervert

A very smart, shy and humble dude who rarely interacts with gals but is secretly a pervert.

Combination of the words 'Peter' (a really kind dude) and 'pervert'.

"He seems really shy and mature."

"Nah, don't be fooled; he's a petervert."

by DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend August 30, 2020

dingolphy

Renovating or changing things up.

I am dingolphying my house today

by DefinitelyNotYourPoetFriend May 28, 2019