peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.

John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!

peter meter by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008

Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.

I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.

Peter meter by Dingles01 July 1, 2024

peter-meter 

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.

Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.

peter-meter by frank the wank April 27, 2008

Pico-meter Peter 

A cock that is even smaller than an infamous millimeter peter; therefore, it will never see a pussy in its life.

Jerry, who had a pico-meter peter, looked at Lawrence's millimeter peter and started to envy him.

Pico-meter Peter by Big Daddy Kane June 25, 2004

One meter peter 

A guy with a one meter penis.

"I only date guys with one meter peter."

One meter peter by Succ for lucc October 27, 2016

5 meter peter 

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

5 meter peter by 1234373567474 May 21, 2011

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus 

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011