peter-meter
A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.
peter-meter by frank the wank April 27, 2008
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peter meter
A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.
John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!
peter meter by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008
Peter meter
Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.
I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.
Peter meter by Dingles01 July 1, 2024
Pico-meter Peter
A cock that is even smaller than an infamous millimeter peter; therefore, it will never see a pussy in its life.
Pico-meter Peter by Big Daddy Kane June 25, 2004
One meter peter
One meter peter by Succ for lucc October 27, 2016
5 meter peter
5 meter peter by 1234373567474 May 21, 2011
Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus
Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)