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crystal blue perswayze 

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.
After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.
crystal blue perswayze by sleepypie September 24, 2018

Perswasted 

When someone completely wasted persuades someone sober to do something totally crazy, and usually unsafe.
Shelly perswasted Kaleb to drive his car through Jake's garage door. Resulting in him running over Kristi.
Perswasted by KShoe April 19, 2009

perswayzed 

Realizing you are gay or becoming gay after viewing a movie staring Patrick Swayze.
Man, I wasn't gay, but after watching Road Hose, I was perswayzed.
perswayzed by The Swayze October 18, 2009

Perswaypher 

A person who makes another people believe what they believe.
Laurel is a perswaypher and got us a pass to the computer lab from Mrs. S.
Perswaypher by Jana February 28, 2005

perswazzel

to persuade someone is such a fashion where afterwords they have the urge to sleep with you
so my teacher was getting mad at me because i was getting F's on my tests, so i perswazzeled her. That is how i became your father.
perswazzel by Jimminee!! September 26, 2010

Perswayzer 

The act of pretending to be Patrick Swayze after having one too many tequilas
"Tonight is Sally the Perswayzer getting her ghost on or her dance on?

"No, she's going full Point Break."
Perswayzer by Nutcracker5000 October 28, 2019