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perswaysion

Hips-undulation dat's intended to get someone to do what you want.
If you're gonna use perswaysion on someone, you should be prepared to "follow through on da implied offer" if he agrees to your request.
perswaysion by QuacksO October 21, 2024
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chemical persuasion 

n. The (usually illegal) act of drugging or intoxicating someone to persuade the person to do something.
Since he never really listened to anything I said, I decided to use some chemical persuasion to get him to have sex with me and it worked.

Asian persuasion

The spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the Asian race.
ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion...
Asian persuasion by tina! May 10, 2005

Asian persuasion

When someone is particularly attracted to asian people
Yo, Julia is always dating asian guys, she’s definitely got some asian persuasion’

person of the pasty persuasion

Q: What do you call one person of the pasty persuasion with 5 black guys?

A: A basketball coach.

Asian Persuasion

Verb; to like or be attracted to an Asian person
Guy: Did you hear she's dating Peng?
Girl: Haha, well I guess she has a thing for that Asian persuasion.
Asian Persuasion by Itsthatgirl April 29, 2012

Thayer Persuasion Method 

A method of persuasion where in an effort to persuade their friends to do something, one repeats their friends name, until the friend gives in a agrees.
Brant: Hey Garth are you going to Panda Express for lunch?
Garth: um.....
Brant: Garth
(waits a second) Garth
(waits another second)Garth
(waits yet another second) Garth...
Garth: Ok, I will go
Brant: YES!! The Thayer Persuasion Method works again!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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