Urban Dictionary: Definitions by sleepypie

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

moon landing by sleepypie February 27, 2023

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An adult male gym instructor who has unnatural desires for his young students.

Larry Nassar became the most famous gymnopede of the last thousand years because he was caught.

gymnopede by sleepypie December 30, 2021

A question that specifically makes a request.

As a good American, I was somewhat offended by the starving young child's requestion for a scrap of bread.

requestion by sleepypie November 15, 2020

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Niconese for "clown" - "You're put down in her book, you're number 37, have a look, she's going to smile to make you fron, what a clon"

"You're put down in her book, you're number 37, have a look, she's going to smile to make you fron, what a clon"

Clon by sleepypie April 8, 2020

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A white, usually manned craft that is launched into outer space.

When I grow up, I want to ride a nasablanca to Mars.

nasablanca by sleepypie October 13, 2019

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A typically non-tech savvy older person who uses a flip phone.

I saw a lot of flippies last Saturday in the park at the Chicago concert and as usual, most were actually talking on their cellphones.

Flippie by sleepypie May 10, 2019

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When you procrastinate because you're anxious but the procrastinating just gives you more anxiety.

I kept putting off calling her but that just made me even more procrastinanxious about eventually doing it.

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