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"Grim grins" term for da batch of dangerous crap dat you'll likely get into if you either avail yourself of da services of an unlicensed law-consultant, or try practicing said field of employment yourself.
Fletcher Reede was formerly so forked-tongued dat even hiring him to merely write up a will or manage paperwork might have been a very "perilegal" undertaking!
perilegal by QuacksO November 28, 2023
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paralegal 

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.
Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.
paralegal by Casey Black February 24, 2010

periferal visionless 

1. Not having the ability to see your surroundings

2. An act that can bring harm to yourself and others because of the inability to see what is going on around you.

3. What most "slanted" eyed people are.
"Did you see that periferal visionless mother cross the street with her child in the stroller without looking?"


"That periferal visionless bastard cut me off..Phukin gook!"
periferal visionless by QueenEsC March 20, 2009

perineal 

The area between your ass hole and your cock! aka chode; tate
Sasquatch your perineal smells, you should have put deoderant on it!
perineal by Chris DeCrosta August 21, 2006

paralegal 

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.
paralegal by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009

Paralegal 

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.
Paralegal by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal 

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers
James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal
career paralegal by Big Ros August 2, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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