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paralegal 

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.
Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.
paralegal by Casey Black February 24, 2010
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paralegal 

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.
paralegal by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009

Paralegal 

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.
Paralegal by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal 

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers
James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal
career paralegal by Big Ros August 2, 2008

Feral Paralegal

A feral paralegal is an unsupervised or barely supervised (as in, “I met the lawyer once at last year’s Christmas Party”) paralegal who cranks out divorce and custody documents, prenuptial agreements, wills, and other documents typically for a flat fee commonly ending in “99”.
According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”
Feral Paralegal by BadAtty October 22, 2025

paracetalol

a) a derogatory term used in expressing a lack of faith in a particular brand/course of medication

b) a far better way of pronouncing the common household painkiller 'paracetamol'
"i cant wait to get off this paracetalol"
paracetalol by jt28 October 22, 2007

Paralell Lovers 

when two people live in paralell lives, fall inlove with each other but can not be together as destiny has not played out in their favor, as their time has not yet come to pass. to break the laws and create their own destiny could open pandora's box and unleash a paradox of tragedy. so the lovers wait, side by side, silent but forever connected.
usually paralell lovers have been lovers in a past life - it takes them almost decades to reconnect but when they do, the bond is unbreakable.
Paralell Lovers by Ztwilight September 2, 2011