paralegal

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.

Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.

by Casey Black February 24, 2010

paralegal

An overpriced secretary.

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.

by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009

Paralegal

A Dumb Bitch

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.

by Tidas December 5, 2018

paralegalism

something (phrase or word) that is constantly said by a paralegal through out their work day/week/month/year/lifetime.

an example of a paralegalism is " I am not an attorney."

by paralegalwiz September 4, 2018

career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

by Big Ros August 2, 2008

Feral Paralegal

A feral paralegal is an unsupervised or barely supervised (as in, “I met the lawyer once at last year’s Christmas Party”) paralegal who cranks out divorce and custody documents, prenuptial agreements, wills, and other documents typically for a flat fee commonly ending in “99”.

According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”

by BadAtty October 22, 2025