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periodesia 

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.
She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.
periodesia by LilaMcD January 9, 2009
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Perioded 

When a girls leaves some of her period stuff on you or on something.
She wasn't wearing a tampon and she perioded all over my leg.
Perioded by Anthony Rufo January 10, 2009

perioded 

Describes the response of an individual when he/she overreacts to a situation.
My mate perioded everywhere when someone pissed in the pool.
perioded by Pastor M May 1, 2018

Perioded 

She perioded on his/her hand
Perioded by Bex Salvatore September 9, 2019

perioded 

a. "I perioded through my pants last night."

b. "I think some perioded on your bed"
perioded by lil soft soft April 19, 2009

Perioded 

Verb. Past Tense.
Getting shut down by more than one female during a week due to that time of the month
1) Gabe got perioded this week.
2) Charlie Sheen should try harder or else both women will cause him to be falsely perioded.

3) If Bill Clinton had been perioded instead of fucked Monica Lewinsky that week, we would currently live in a better world. Instead, that time of the month didn't come for Monica on time...
4) Tiger Woods never got perioded in a week before.