periodesia 

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.

She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.

periodesia by LilaMcD January 9, 2009

periodisiac 

A person who is obcessed with using periods in Instant Messages. Typically uses improper grammar with the only punctuation being periods. In some cases, the periods come between words, as a comma would.

Periodisiac Example 1: "dang. that was awesome. wow."

Periodisiac Example 2: "lol..haha..awesome.."

periodisiac by MCV August 18, 2006

Periodusagitis 

Inflammation of the overuse of the period.

"The American Media suffers from a clear case of Periodusageitis."

Periodusagitis by Brownsvillegirl May 24, 2005

periodesque 

When something other than a female smells like period blood.

That seafood is extra fishy today. Almost periodesque!

periodesque by Dollarzzzzz November 10, 2018

Periodarian 

An astonishingly cunty bitch, suspected to be on their period, taking constant offense and devouring any innocent victims that attempts to engage.

Sorry bro, I gotta hop off warzone. My girl’s being a real periodarian and won’t stop bitching at me.

Periodarian by 2muskaqueers September 7, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019