THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!
Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.
Buy a
pineapple on pizza
mug!