Perhapa 

A misspelling of the word “Perhaps.”

Anyone who says this is essentially a moron.

Boy 1: “You good at speedrunning?”
Boy 2: “Perhapa.”
Boy 1: “…Moron.”

Perhapa by ᴉɥsoldxǝ ᴉɥsoʎ ǝlqnop August 21, 2021

Perhaps 

The answer to any question that you don't know the answer to.
In many cases, it leaves the person in a state confused bewilderment when you answer with it.

Person: Wanna go get some food?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Hey, do you know what the time is?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Do you love me?
You: Perhaps.

Exam question: What's 10 x 3?
You: Perhaps.

Police: Did you kill this man?
You: Perhaps.

Perhaps by The gayest bowser May 22, 2016

perhaps-ably 

1. a contraction of perhaps & possibly

2. possibly, potentially...eh, maybe

3. may or may not have...

4. best used as a hopeful, almost affirmative, response to a question

K: Did you just fart?
D: Perhaps-ably...

D: Do you want to have sex?
K: Perhapsably....

perhaps-ably by kydallen December 7, 2007

perhapsmear

A word used in place of "perhaps" whose only purpose is making the listener have to think about what was just said, and possibly throw the conversation in a completely different direction (because of its similarity to pap smear).

Joe: "Are we going to finish this job today?"
Chris: "Perhapsmear, it depends on how fast we work."
Joe: "...Dude..."

perhapsmear by K.R.S.H.W. May 5, 2008

Perhapsedly 

Adverb: according to the information available, there is still an uncertainty.

Person 1: “Do you think you can make it to the barbecue tonight?”
Person 2: “Perhapsedly.”
Or
“Perhapsedly I should have chosen differently.”

Perhapsedly by Semperian May 13, 2023

Perhaps... 

The true more devious form of saying maybe while having some class. It still makes you a douche bag if you don't confirm your answer. Ellipses add extra confusion just to mess around.

Fred: "Hey, wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
Bill: "Perhaps..."
Fred: "Is that a yes or no though?"
...

Perhaps... by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 12, 2021

perhap

Singular form of Perhaps.

Perhap we get sauced tonight.

perhap by Perhapstopher May 6, 2020