perdicament 

an unpleasent situation.

this feeling i have is very perdicament.

that bitches dad makes me feel perdicament

perdicament by grant 90210 September 25, 2006

Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

predicament bondage 

Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.

I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain

predicament bondage by Foot Slave October 22, 2018

The Predicaments 

A Man's testicles.

1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.

3) I kicked him in the predicaments.

The Predicaments by The5thCylon September 14, 2010

predicament and a half 

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.

"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."

predicament and a half by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006

Predickament 

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.

Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.

Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017

penile predicament 

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

penile predicament by Adam Mills May 8, 2003