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Lord Pumpington 

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot
Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.
Lord Pumpington by ChadSexington February 12, 2008

Clay Puppington 

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.
“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.
Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!
poopingtons by MisterFarenheight August 14, 2011

Pennington Special 

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly
Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!
Pennington Special by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008

poppington 

to be poppington is to be; amazing, incredible, extraordinary, etc; but to the MAX LEVEL.
Me: Michael Jackson is soo poppington !
The world: We Know !
poppington by heeyebsx3 December 1, 2009

Peeplington 

Peepie for short, full name Sir Francis Drake. An extremely irritating but yet still loveable khaki campbell drake who is married to Waddles and Dotty. Says 'Rasp' a lot, and loves to have baths, and peck people.
Bob: Aww what a cute duck!
Peepie: RASPrasprasp *pecks ankle*
Bob: OWGODAMMITPEEPLINGTON
Peeplington by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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