pepidemic 

Da widespread abuse of stimulants.

Coffee and stimulant-imbued soft drinks are super-heavily consumed in da state of Missizippy, with everyone whizzing about in a frenzied cafffeine-buzz --- there is an absolute pepidemic there!

pepidemic by QuacksO June 30, 2020

Meh-pidemic 

Zeitgeist of increasing indifference and dispassion. People are becoming less passionate and generally more indifferent.

Americans are feeling more indifferent and meh about most things in life, so much so, it feels like a "meh-pidemic".

Meh-pidemic by chiefcuriosityofficer May 11, 2018

pegademic 

A pegademic is a movement in which women rape-peg men who have raped women in the past and went unpunished.

Brock Turner was pegged during the vigilant pegademic that swept the nation.

pegademic by psychoempath February 18, 2017

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic 

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.

coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic by pigLoverr April 29, 2009

boyfriend epidemic 

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.

Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.

boyfriend epidemic by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009

Peridemic

peridemic is another way of saying retard or idiot, you can call someone this when there mental state is angry or mad

You peridemic idiot!

Peridemic by urbanaddictionary March 6, 2017

epidemic

1. (dictionary) Widespread contagion, usually a bacteria or virus, that kills or severly sickens a large number people in a particular geographic area.

2. (American Media) Half-assed drug or dumbass activity that kills a couple suburban white kids, usually in the Baltimore area for some reason.

1. The SARS epidemic of 2003 killed hundreds and hospitalized thousands in China and Toronto.

2. Stone Phillips reporting on the highway surfing epidemic... Ashleigh Banfield to follow with an expose on the paint-huffing epidemic.

epidemic by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005