pendemic 

A pen-pal made during the initial 2020 COVID-19 lockdown; when we realized the difference between a good texter, a clever texter, & good timing.

*Phone buzzes*
"Who's that?"
"Oh, it's the pendemic!"

pendemic by pleachchapel December 25, 2022

Pandemic P 

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs

Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night

Pandemic P by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life 

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.

She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”

Pandemic Life by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

Pandemic Pussy 

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

Pandemic Pussy by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.

Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.

pandemicon by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandemic-Pants 

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'

Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.

Pandemic-Pants by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.

After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!

Pandemic Pimp by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020