Penilemice 

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

Penilemice by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

Penileticklement 

To apply tickling to someone, or something penis.

He had a heart attack due to overuse of penileticklement.

Penileticklement by anonymous July 16, 2024