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A small town south of Chicago. They have nasty water and their school is filled with hoes.
Living in Peotone is like living in Hell
Peotone by nikki191919 November 7, 2011
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a small country town, south of Chicago.

awful school district, and poor as shit.

incredibly boring.
The girl would rather eat garbage than go to school in Peotone.
We all died of boredom from living in Peotone.
Peotone by cookiesandapplejuice November 16, 2011
1: Wow, I can't believe he just kicked did that!
2: He's a Peotto, he does what he wants!
Peotto by JP Fresh December 11, 2010

peotillomania 

A Nervous tic, which consists of constantly pulling on the genital area..
Toni: What are you doing mate?

Gordon: What? I've got an itch and i need to sort it...

Toni: Jesus, peotillomaniac!!!
Sadly, Donald Trump is the new PEOTUS.
PEOTUS by seq94 January 19, 2017

Peotexting 

Your texting while being really pissed off.
Jane texts"I hate you and wish you would die!" to jack. jane is peotexting
Peotexting by Jsasuperkid July 23, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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