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peontology
Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012
Sam Pottorff
The state of being as perfect as possible and blessed with toned abs and rosy cheeks and fat pink lips
You just want to rub lotion all over that nigga man
You just want to rub lotion all over that nigga man
Sam Pottorff by @samsboothang on twitter December 5, 2013
Peotone
Peotone by nikki191919 November 7, 2011
Pottoe
Prottoy
A unique set of people, very different from the rest. They are known for having a level head, and a loving atmosphere. Coming across them however is rare, so if you find one. Dont let them go.
Prottoy by anonymous0293922 September 23, 2020
Peotone
The girl would rather eat garbage than go to school in Peotone.
We all died of boredom from living in Peotone.
We all died of boredom from living in Peotone.
Peotone by cookiesandapplejuice November 16, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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