penoice

A penis that is noice

Girl 1: he has a nice penis.

Girl 2: I guess you could say he has a penoice

by Penoice March 21, 2017

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Penrice Academy

A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.

I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.

by Satan Has A Minge May 24, 2018

Penocentric

The act of including a reference to ones penis in various circumstances either by direct reference or insinuation.

He is so Penocentric always taking about his cock, dick, penis... etc.

Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.

You know, having a great penis is all I need...

That ______, reminds me of my penis

by JamesClan September 1, 2013

Penrice Academy

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB

I hate Penrice Academy.

by MargaretThatchersCrustyMinge October 10, 2021

penice

Two or more penises, at the same location simultaneously.

Sean suckes penice, he is a slut, because otherwise, he would only be sucking one cock (particularly Patrick Moschiano's).

by Damn It All To The Depths Of Hell! August 21, 2007

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023