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No talent ass-clown who thinks he's tough uber shizam but really likes to take choads up the ass.
That kid is a fuckin Penrice... Look at his huge truck his daddy bought him.
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Steve Parkin is such a penrice, he cries, literally balls when someone takes his Scotty Cameron Putter.
penrice by The Babysat July 18, 2004
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Penrice Academy 

A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.
I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.

Penrice Academy 

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB
When yarndling, if the perice grinds against the tallen it can produce an unpleasant rasping noise. Not to be confused with the peruce, which can produce a similar noise.
Did you know your tarifold is missing its perice lozenge?
perice by Cod Michael June 23, 2020
One of the strongest women you'll ever meet.. savage and kind petrice is the friend you don't deserve.. if you have petrice as a friend you're very lucky.

Don't cross her... she will cut you
Petrice is your mate.. well jel
Petrice by Luckymate2017 December 7, 2017
A penis that is noice
Girl 1: he has a nice penis.

Girl 2: I guess you could say he has a penoice
penoice by Penoice March 21, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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