penmenship
something you have written yourself and are to scared to show people, in case they say "yeah it's crap"
penmenship by manwithnoshame August 6, 2006
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Peemanship
1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.
2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
Peemanship by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013
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Penmanshit
Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.
Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
Penmanshit by JenBertoni March 2, 2009
penmanship
the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014
peenmanship
The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.
peenmanship by pinkparka May 13, 2013
punmanship
Elana has poor punmanship; she thought saying "My feet are sunburnt - tomaTOES!" was clever.
George: "Whoever served that wine did a pour job."
Michelle: "Wow, dude. You've got great punmanship."
George: "Whoever served that wine did a pour job."
Michelle: "Wow, dude. You've got great punmanship."
punmanship by BurningWordsAlive666 June 25, 2016
pwnmanship
A.I Pwned you Wooo000OOOt!!
B.That's bad pwnmanship.
______________________________
C.Nice Pwn.
D.Thanks man.
E.That's good pwnmanship.
B.That's bad pwnmanship.
______________________________
C.Nice Pwn.
D.Thanks man.
E.That's good pwnmanship.
pwnmanship by JJBeanson May 19, 2009
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