peenmanship
The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.
peenmanship by pinkparka May 13, 2013
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Peenmanship
The skills and abilities associated with the skill and aptitude with a penis during coitus or associated sexual activities.
Peenmanship by Hbomb8 January 7, 2020
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peenmanship • penmanship • Peemanship • Penmanshit • pegsmanship • penmenship • punmanship • pwnmanship
peenmanship
The art of writing in the snow with the special, focused aim of pee. This skill is something you're either born with or not. Apparently practice will not help you.
caroline: can you write my name in the snow?
jaden: my friend can do it with his pee!
caroline: oh no.
jaden: its called peenmanship duh.
jaden: my friend can do it with his pee!
caroline: oh no.
jaden: its called peenmanship duh.
peenmanship by badasscaroline007 January 3, 2019
Peemanship
1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.
2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
Peemanship by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013
Peen-manship
Alex decided to practice his peen-manship in the freshly fallen snow.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
Peen-manship by ohhoneybeavers January 5, 2017
Penmanshit
Jen: Christy, will you write this love letter to kim for me? I have really sloppy writing and am trying to impress her.
Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
Christy: Oh, you mean you have penmanshit? Sure thing.
Penmanshit by JenBertoni March 2, 2009
penmanship
the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014
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