penisload

a penisload is the amount of sour creme that cums out when you squeeze a taco bell burrito

Oh shoot! This taco just spilled a penisload all over my mouth.

by peanut butter bryan October 17, 2013

penisland

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

Penislore

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.

Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."

by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

peniblood

vaginal blood on the male penis; usually after intercouse with a bleeding vagina. Geneerally cleaned off by a peniblood blowjob.

Amanda: Hey, is that peniblood?
Robert: Yeah, you're on your period Bitch.
Amanda: I'm sorry. Let me fix that with a peniblood blowjob.

by Roberto Ordez September 30, 2011

penishead

a human being with a penis upon his/her head

wow u have a penis on ur head u penishead

by fartbomb! November 8, 2008

Peniscolada

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.

"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."

by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017

Penisland

An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.

Penisland Angry Pirate

by Dr. Vincent Boombotz March 25, 2009