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A person who has been promoted from the status of douchebag and attained the vaunted title of pantsload. The nuts and bolts of it is the general comparison of a specific person to a pair of pants full of human shit.

"I've never seen Todd going down on the boss, but I wouldn't put it past him," stated Rodney. "Yeah, man, that dude will do anything to get ahead in the company. He's such a freaking douchebag," replied Stewart. "No Stewart," exclaimed Rodney. "He's way beyond a douchebag. Todd is a complete and utter pantsload."

Pantsload by Simpth April 26, 2008

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Pantload

A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.

Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!

Pantload by Alex in East Los Angeles June 22, 2020

Related Words

Pantsload • pantsloader • pantload • doughy pantload • Pantshead • Pantsloth • pantsnoodle • Pantsplode • Pasloadvid • penisload

doughy pantload

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.

"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com

doughy pantload by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

doughy pantload

Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.

Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.

doughy pantload by odds_fish October 16, 2008

pantload

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

pantload by harry flashman July 6, 2003

pantload

(noun) disparaging term for a person because they are being un-fun/rude/stupid/unpleasant.

"John, quit being a pantload or I'm going to leave."

pantload by Maimee546 April 16, 2006

Pantload

Derogatory term used to describe someone engaging in irritating, frustrating or mindless behavior.

"God, you're such a pantload sometimes."

Pantload by Grimmlok July 13, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026