Pantsload 

A person who has been promoted from the status of douchebag and attained the vaunted title of pantsload. The nuts and bolts of it is the general comparison of a specific person to a pair of pants full of human shit.

"I've never seen Todd going down on the boss, but I wouldn't put it past him," stated Rodney. "Yeah, man, that dude will do anything to get ahead in the company. He's such a freaking douchebag," replied Stewart. "No Stewart," exclaimed Rodney. "He's way beyond a douchebag. Todd is a complete and utter pantsload."

Pantsload by Simpth April 26, 2008

Pantload 

A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.

Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!

Pantload by Alex in East Los Angeles June 22, 2020

doughy pantload 

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.

"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com

doughy pantload by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

doughy pantload 

Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.

Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.

doughy pantload by odds_fish October 16, 2008

pantload 

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

pantload by harry flashman July 6, 2003

pantload 

(noun) disparaging term for a person because they are being un-fun/rude/stupid/unpleasant.

"John, quit being a pantload or I'm going to leave."

pantload by Maimee546 April 16, 2006

Pantload 

Derogatory term used to describe someone engaging in irritating, frustrating or mindless behavior.

"God, you're such a pantload sometimes."

Pantload by Grimmlok July 13, 2006