penisloaf 

a loaf of penis

excuse me sir...would you please place your penisloaf in my vaginaloaf...you hot sexy man beast.

penisloaf by killa September 4, 2003

penisland 

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

penisland by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

Penislore 

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.

Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."

Penislore by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

Penisland 

An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.

Penisland Angry Pirate

Penisland by Dr. Vincent Boombotz March 25, 2009

penisland 

The non-existant place PEN ISLAND written as a compound word. The mind forces a break at the "L" because of its height and it is read as Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:

www.penisland.net sells custom pens.
www.mypenisland.com sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island

penisland by Mark1 December 10, 2006

penisland 

Fake custom pen website known as Pen Island - url is penisland.net

Used a way to insult the ignorant

'Hey, you want a free custom pen?'

'Yeah sure!'

'Then just go to penisland.net.....'

penisland by quincebolis May 24, 2008

penisroach 

Another way of saying cockroach.

I hate penisroaches.

penisroach by skauert August 8, 2004