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Penisaurus Erectis
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"
Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
Penisaurus Erectis by Dastev April 13, 2009
Penisaurus rex
A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Penisaurus rex by boringtimes February 1, 2010
peniscule
Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.
The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.
Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?
Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?
peniscule by steve grill April 6, 2004