PenisCringe
When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.
PenisCringe by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020
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Edward Penisfingers
A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009
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Penisfingers
A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.
Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."
Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."
Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"
Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."
Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"
Penisfingers by molomay April 4, 2009
penisringwouter
A penisringwouter is someone who has a cockring.
A penisringwouter can also be a Hamachi/IRC/TeamSpeak/etc-channel.
Penisringwouter can be used as a compliment or a swearword; this word is a motherfucking multitasker!
A penisringwouter can also be a Hamachi/IRC/TeamSpeak/etc-channel.
Penisringwouter can be used as a compliment or a swearword; this word is a motherfucking multitasker!
penisringwouter by Mic-En-Nathan February 7, 2008
penisprincess
A princess with a penis, ie. some homosexuals can be defined as such (the ladylike, queen type). Also works with cross-dressing men. A more respecting way to call men who wear dresses.
"My friend is such a penisprincess. He can't unblock a sewer because it stinks."
"So, then he threw a princess -themed birthday party for himself, like a good penisprincess."
"So, then he threw a princess -themed birthday party for himself, like a good penisprincess."
penisprincess by Veronica Monroe January 11, 2013
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.