PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Edward Penisfingers

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

by Arnemann November 12, 2003

Penisfingers

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.

Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"

by molomay April 4, 2009

penisringwouter

A penisringwouter is someone who has a cockring.
A penisringwouter can also be a Hamachi/IRC/TeamSpeak/etc-channel.
Penisringwouter can be used as a compliment or a swearword; this word is a motherfucking multitasker!

Everyone join the penisringwouter channel ASAP for an AOEII Game lulz!

by Mic-En-Nathan February 7, 2008

penisprincess

A princess with a penis, ie. some homosexuals can be defined as such (the ladylike, queen type). Also works with cross-dressing men. A more respecting way to call men who wear dresses.

"My friend is such a penisprincess. He can't unblock a sewer because it stinks."

"So, then he threw a princess -themed birthday party for himself, like a good penisprincess."

by Veronica Monroe January 11, 2013